Mangini to Star in $5 Foot-long Ad
Brownieman.net has learned that head coach Eric Mangini is working on an agreement with MDB Advertising to star in the latest installment of Subway’s “Five Dollar Foot-long” TV commercial series. According to an anonymous source, Mangini will receive a large sum of money in a burlap sack and a sandwich named after him. For a limited time, Subway will offer Browns fans a special deal: a Mangini Meatball sub for only $5. The new sandwich will feature spicy peppers and will come wrapped in wax paper with Browns helmets on it. Mangini’s sandwich is approximately 1/10 the size of former head coach Romeo Crennel’s Meaty Feast Sub, which featured 12 different kinds of meat, chocolate chip cookies, and nacho cheese sauce. The commercial is slated to be shot at Browns training camp, but Mangini has been tight lipped about when the filming will take place. Rumor has it that the camera men, grips, and lighting crew will all be former New York Jet players….cause that’s how he rolls.