This section of the website is dedicated to answering pressing questions from Browns fans. If you’d like to send a question to Brownie Man, please click on the “Contact” link at the top of the page.

Dear Brownie,

I noticed that you didn’t post that many articles in December. What’s up with that?

Tim (Draper, UT)

Dear Tim,

Truth be told, I got arrested for wearing my Brownie suit in public, sans pants. What can I say? Sometimes the consumption of bourbon leads to bad decisions. But I appreciate your concern. I’m back in full force – and wearing the proper clothing. Cops are so weird about nudity.

Thanks,
BM

Dear Brownie,

Just curious – do you get paid for maintaining this website?

Jess (Dayton, OH)

Dear Jess,

I wish I was smart enough to find a way to cash in on this gig. Primarily because my day job sucks. For now, your laughter and emails are payment enough.

Thanks,
BM

Dear Brownie,

What do you think of Holmgren and the new front office he is putting together?

Matt (Cincinnati, OH)

Dear Matt,

The Holgren shrine in my mom’s garage is almost complete. So I’m a little on the optimistic side. Viva la Czar!

Thanks,
BM

Dear Brownie,

Have you always been the Brown Knight? How long have you been dressing up like that?

Scott (Toledo, OH)

Dear Scott,

I’ve been Brownie Man since I broke my way out of my mama’s womb, but the “uniform” began about 5 years ago and has evolved over time. I started out wearing Brown pantyhose and an orange speedo, but I don’t think the Muni Lot was ready for that. The website is about 10 months old.

Thanks,
BM

Dear Brownie,

What are your thoughts on J-Lew? Should the Browns try to bring him back for one more year in the sun?

Joe (Seattle, WA)

Dear Joe,
First of all, there ain’t no sun in Cleveland. Not until we make the @#$%&! playoffs anyway. But if the Browns are considering bringing back an old RB with a shit-ton of miles on him, I’d prefer they go knockin on Jim Brown’s door. J-Lew is J-through.

Thanks,
BM

Dear Brownie,

Any idea what games you will be attending in 2010?

Dan (Lima, OH)

Dear Dan,
I’m not sure yet – will depend on the schedule. I usually go to two home games – one warm game and one cold game…and I try to see one AFC North game and one non-divisional game. I’ll let everyone know when the schedule is released.

Thanks,
BM