Browns Poised to Draft God in 2009

God JerseyAccording to an anonymous NFL source, the Cleveland Browns plan to select senior Notre Dame captain ‘God’ with their first pick in the upcoming draft. Arguably the most versatile player available, the Browns could use God virtually anywhere — up to and including the coaching booth. With his athleticism, durability and knack for pulling off miracles, God could be used as a player/coach on both sides of the football. Many believe that he will eventually become the savior of the struggling franchise. So much for Quinn, Edwards, and Thomas.

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3 Responses to “Browns Poised to Draft God in 2009”

  1. Bobby Brown Says:

    If God is still on the board at #5, he is the obvious choice! LOL

  2. Mark Says:

    This guy looks just like Quinn but with more arm strength.

    (Here we go….)

  3. BKosar19 Says:

    PLEASE GOD HELP US!! haha

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