Rock, Paper, Scissors to Decide Draft?
According to an anonymous source close to the team, the Cleveland Browns will use a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors to determine their selections in the upcoming 2009 NFL draft. It has been rumored for weeks that Mangini and Kokinis could not agree on a draft board, but this latest development has many fans upset. “If they move forward with this ridiculous strategy, I’m going to jump off a f*cking building,” said life-long fan Steve Jones. “Originally I wanted them to deal their first pick to another team for additional draft picks, but not if they’re gonna pull this sh*t,” he continued. It should make for an exciting weekend!
Tags: 2009 NFL draft, Cleveland Browns, Kokinis, Mangini
May 4th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
If certainly seemed like it on draft day…but I actually think Mankok knows what they are doing. I’m willing to give them the benefit of the doubt and until I see what they do on the field. GO BROWNS!
May 5th, 2009 at 2:17 pm
Hilarious – but I think the Brownies did a great job during the draft, all things considered. The so called “experts” have proven time and again that they don’t know squat.