BM’s Cape Voted #1 by Fans

#1 my ass! On Friday an independent NFL poll reported that 944,591 fans rated Brownie Man’s cape a 9.8 out of 10, good enough for the #1 spot on the “top 250 NFL fan super hero capes of all time” list. Several league experts believe that Brownie Man’s cape will slide down the list as more votes are tallied, but it’s worth noting that these alleged “experts” are also illiterate, meth-addicted Steelers fans. “My cape is impervious to their stupidity,” Brownie Man said outside of a Frisch’s Big Boy in Lakewood. But he had no other comments regarding the matter. Prior to the most recent vote, the top spot had been held by Super Fan #1 (pictured with BM above) since the early 1980’s. He was preceded by Brown Chocula, who held the title for more than seven years during the swinging 70’s.

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