The Browns are 0-3 so far this season. We don’t know who our quarterback is. Our offense couldn’t score with a handful of cash and a prostitute. The defense couldn’t tackle a dead man. Our coach is a huge bastard. Feeling depressed? When you feel like you can’t go on, call a suicide hotline: 1-800-784-2433.

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