Anderson Sues Strip Club
Cleveland Browns QB Derek Anderson has informed brownieman.net that he is suing Cheetah Nightclub, claiming he was permanently injured after a dancer kicked him in the head. Anderson’s attorney filed suit against the club on Monday, alleging that an exotic dancer named ‘Sookie’ kicked him without warning. Cheetah manager Mike Sumption says that’s not quite the way they remember the night. “That jackass slapped the young woman on her buttocks as she was walking around the edge of the stage and I guess out of a natural response she turned around and kicked him. From what I’m told he refused medical attention and came back in the club later that night for drinks,” he said. Sumption also questioned how his dancer could have caused any damage to Derek’s already cloudy brain. Anderson has retained the powerful local law firm Gil Williams & Associates, and they informed us that they intend to spend ‘many billable hours conducting on-site research’.