Breaking News: Quinn Sold Soul to Devil

AHHHHH!!! An anonymous source close to the Browns believes Brady Quinn may have sold his soul to the devil in exchange his rugged good looks and a shot being the first string quarterback in Cleveland. This comes as a shock to Catholics around the world who followed Quinn’s college career at Notre Dame. However, the source believes that shortly after the transaction was finalized, Quinn punched the devil in the face and took his soul back. This could explain why Quinn, who was the Browns first-round draft pick in 2007, has retained his soul but has seen limited playing time during his time in Cleveland. It also provides some insight into the quarterback competition that Quinn will find himself part of during training camp. The devil, who appreciates irony, could not be reached for comment.

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2 Responses to “Breaking News: Quinn Sold Soul to Devil”

  1. rob Says:

    Satan wears Birckenstock sandals?

  2. admin Says:

    Yeah he’s old school, just like Jesus.

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