DA Intends to Sink Kosar’s Battleship

You sank my battleship! Cleveland Browns minicamp has concluded and the team has about six weeks to rest up before the start of training camp. Some players will occupy their time by studying the playbook. Others will spend time with their families and hope that the playbook studies them. Derek Anderson has informed brownieman.net that he intends to spend the majority of his time playing Battleship with former Browns quarterback Bernie Kosar. “Bernie was a tremendous leader in Cleveland and there is a lot I can learn from him. He is synonymous with the 1980’s, and so is the game of Battleship,” he said from his home on Tuesday. “I can’t think of a better way to learn how to lead this team to victory than waging a naval war against Kosar.” Anderson went on to say that he wants to be a fan favorite in Cleveland and the only way for him to get there is to bomb the hell out of Kosar’s ships and then turn his focus to Quinn’s North Atlantic fleet. No word yet if Anderson intends to work on his footwork, check-downs, or short yardage passes – all of which were areas of weakness in 2008.

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