Browns WR Braylon Edwards is optimistic he can play in 2009 despite a recent MRI that revealed his fingers are, in fact, made of butter. This contradicts reports last season that claimed his hands were only coated with the slippery dairy product. Edwards said he will decide over the next few weeks whether he will have surgery now or hold off and attempt rehabilitation.”Everybody’s body is different,” he said before a promotional event in Cleveland. “My body is obviously different than yours. The tips of my fingers are made from churned cream, so I don’t have a timetable right now for my return. I just have to get treatment and see how I feel in a few weeks.” Riiiiiiight, Braylon. Good luck with that!

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