Cleveland Browns receiver Braylon Edwards went to the Cleveland Clinic on Monday complaining of a severe headache. Within minutes doctors discovered the cause: Edwards had over two dozen nails imbedded in his skull. Doctors were surprised when x-rays revealed clusters of nails between his right eye and ear and at least four on the left side of his head. Edwards was uncertain how the nails got there, but he suspects his estranged girlfriend and/or agent are to blame. “The nails had been there for some time,” said Dr. Walker following the six-hour operation. “We think Braylon played most of last season with them rattling around in his head. It sort of explains why he couldn’t catch a beach ball, let alone a 10 yard pass last season.” Dr. Walker removed the nails with needle-nosed pliers and Edwards is expected to survive with no serious side effects.

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