Stallworth Pleads Guilty to Hair Charge
Browns receiver Donte Stallworth plead guilty to a charge of “hideous hair extensions” this week to as part of a plea agreement in Miami, Fla., a league source said Monday night. Prior to the plea agreement, he was facing a sentence of up to fifteen years in prison if convicted. The guilty plea likely means Stallworth will spend some time in jail and may be asked to shave his head. It is not known yet what disciplinary action the NFL will take, but the league intends to address the issue in the next few weeks. Brownieman.net contacted NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell for comment. “The fans deserve to know what materials Donte used to create his ungodly hair extensions. He’s says he’s unsure if they are 100% human hair, 100% synthetic hair or a mixture of human, synthetic and animal hair. Regardless, I think the world is better off with him behind bars. This isn’t a damn reggae club – it’s the NFL,” he said from his home on Monday. Stallworth has been excused from all Browns off-season workouts and a mandatory minicamp while he focused on his legal problems.
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