Ochocinco Rides Bull, Albeit Briefly
Saturday, May 14th, 2011
Deja Blu, a 1,500-pound bull from the Professional Bull Riders circuit backed up his promise to let a no-talent ass-clown ride him during PBR event. NFL receiver Chad Ochocinco earned $10,000 for making it out of the chute atop the raging bull, but the ride only lasted 1.5 seconds – which many NFL experts believe is 1.5 seconds longer than he’ll be a Super Bowl champion in his lifetime. Ochocinco, who wore a fencing helmet and a Kevlar vest, fell 6.5 seconds short of the time needed to win a new Ford truck and earn the right to rename the bull after Cincinnati Bengals coach Marvin Lewis. After getting beaten like a gum chewer in Singapore, the shit-talking receiver said he would never ride a bull again.”Oh, hell no! One and done, baby.” he said. The publicity stunt was the latest for Ochocinco, whose Twitter account has nearly 2 million hillbilly followers from Kentucky. Ochocinco and Deja Blu were the feature event at intermission of the Lucas Oil Invitational, the attendance of which topped last season’s “Dollar Meth Night” promotion on July 19, 2010.