Cleveland Browns receiver Donte Stallworth said he takes “full responsibility” for the accident last March in Miami that claimed the life of Mario Reyes. He maintains that, although Reyes ran out in front of his speeding Bentley, he had time to flash his lights, honk his horn, and stop at a McDonald’s drive-thru before he hit the Miami resident. Stallworth admitted that he order two value meals because he had the munchies, but would not provide any other specifics about the order. He will appear in an interview with ESPN’s Michael Smith for the network’s E:60 newsmagazine program, which is scheduled to air August 11th at 7 p.m.

Cleveland Browns wide receiver Donte’ Stallworth told police he drank several shots of Five Hour Energy while partying with friends at a Miami Beach club on March 14th. In a recorded interview with brownieman.net, Stallworth said he met fellow Browns receiver Braylon Edwards and a few others at a hotel sometime after 2 a.m. and he claims that he and Edwards drank 5 Hour Energy all night long since “Braylon gets the sh*t for free”. Police reports have stated that Stallworth had a blood-alcohol level of .126, but he appeared to be wide awake and ready to start his day. Unfortunately for him, that day would begin by calling his attorney. Stallworth, 28, is serving a 30-day jail sentence after pleading guilty to DUI manslaughter.

Browns receiver Donte Stallworth plead guilty to a charge of “hideous hair extensions” this week to as part of a plea agreement in Miami, Fla., a league source said Monday night. Prior to the plea agreement, he was facing a sentence of up to fifteen years in prison if convicted. The guilty plea likely means Stallworth will spend some time in jail and may be asked to shave his head. It is not known yet what disciplinary action the NFL will take, but the league intends to address the issue in the next few weeks. Brownieman.net contacted NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell for comment. “The fans deserve to know what materials Donte used to create his ungodly hair extensions. He’s says he’s unsure if they are 100% human hair, 100% synthetic hair or a mixture of human, synthetic and animal hair. Regardless, I think the world is better off with him behind bars. This isn’t a damn reggae club – it’s the NFL,” he said from his home on Monday. Stallworth has been excused from all Browns off-season workouts and a mandatory minicamp while he focused on his legal problems.