Cleveland Browns running back Jamal Lewis said he’s frustrated by another losing season and believes Brownie Man is not making things any easier for the team. Lewis, who intends to retire after this season, said today that he doesn’t like to see the team be made fun of. “There’s talent everywhere in this locker room,” he said before practice. “I understand we’re 1-7 and that we’re an easy target, but this dude dresses up in a cape and tights. What is he, 35? We should be making fun of him.” Lewis went on to say that he is sick of everything and is ready to retire from football. It must be rough making millions of dollars for doing jack shit. The Browns host Baltimore on Sunday.

Shania Twain announced that she will honor Jamal Lewis’ injury-plagued career by performing a memoriam montage during the Browns’ family day event on August 9th. The country music star will sing “Any Man of Mine” as video highlights and photographs of Jamal’s various injuries are flashed onto a large movie screen. Twain, who was born Eilleen Edwards, is the only female musician to have three albums certified diamond by the Recording Industry Association of America. Although she is a native of Canada, Twain has been a Cleveland Browns fan her entire life, and is the President of the Windsor, Ontario Browns Backers club. Her favorite player is Jay-Lew so she jumped at the chance to serenade him.