Braylon Edwards, the Browns’ pseudo number one receiver for the past several years, was traded to the New York Jets this week. The price? Thirty-six C-IN2 classic jockstraps, in Regatta Blue. The straps have a 100% cotton pouch, an ultra plush 2 ½-inch microfiber logo waistband, and dual microfiber ass straps. The new design brings the latest in fabric technology and 21st century design to the Browns’ locker room. The straps are also GAURANTEED not to drop balls, start fights at night clubs, or drive 130 miles an hour on the highway. Edwards was originally supposed to be traded for another player and draft picks, but Mangini thought this was a better deal. This isn’t the first time the Browns made an odd deal for a player. Once, they tried to trade Kevin Mack for 1500 plastic seats. What does Edwards think of this deal? “I don’t really care,” he said. “It’ll make a better story if I make it to the hall of fame. It’s the quarterback’s fault anyway.” Good luck in New York, B.E.