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B.E. Requests Restraining Order

admin — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 14:25:08 +0000

Former Cleveland Browns receiver Braylon Edwards has filed a request for a temporary restraining order in a US District Court against brownieman.net, claiming that the website “makes fun of him too much”. Edwards, who is now a member of the New York Jets, wrote in his filing that he seeks a restraining order against the “Brownie Man and members of Brownie Man’s Facebook Army.” When filing the complaint, Braylon’s attorney added, “The defendants have put too much pressure on Mr. Edwards and expected far too much of him on and off the field.” But this isn’t the first time that Edwards has filed for a restraining order. He did so as part of a lawsuit against NFL linebacker Ray Lewis, alleging that he had ties to Al Qaeda. He didn’t win that case. He also unsuccessfully sued Martha Stuart, Former President George W. Bush, and Britney Spears for reasons unbeknownst to the public. He lost all of those cases as well, so we like our chances here. Viva la Brownie Man!!

Edwards Traded to Jets for Jockstraps

admin — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 13:34:20 +0000

Braylon Edwards, the Browns’ pseudo number one receiver for the past several years, was traded to the New York Jets this week. The price? Thirty-six C-IN2 classic jockstraps, in Regatta Blue. The straps have a 100% cotton pouch, an ultra plush 2 ½-inch microfiber logo waistband, and dual microfiber ass straps. The new design brings the latest in fabric technology and 21st century design to the Browns’ locker room. The straps are also GAURANTEED not to drop balls, start fights at night clubs, or drive 130 miles an hour on the highway. Edwards was originally supposed to be traded for another player and draft picks, but Mangini thought this was a better deal. This isn’t the first time the Browns made an odd deal for a player. Once, they tried to trade Kevin Mack for 1500 plastic seats. What does Edwards think of this deal? “I don’t really care,” he said. “It’ll make a better story if I make it to the hall of fame. It’s the quarterback’s fault anyway.” Good luck in New York, B.E.

Mangini Fined 2 Million Pesos

admin — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 14:22:02 +0000

The NFL has fined Browns head coach Eric Mangini for violating the league’s rules on injury reporting when he was the coach of the New York Jets last season. The team failed to place Favre, now with the Minnesota Vikings, on the injury report during the final month of the season, even though he had a torn biceps tendon and his arm was barely attached to his body. The league, wanting to set an example, has fined the Jets 7 million pesos and Mangini and Jets general manager Mike Tannenbaum 2 million pesos each. It is unclear why the NFL will not accept U.S. currency. Mangini now wants to put the situation behind him. “I have worked with the league on this matter and now consider it closed,” he said in a statement. “It was difficult to find a currency exchange facility in Cleveland, but we got it done and now my focus is on our preparations for the Broncos.” Commissioner Goodell said Monday that the case would be an opportunity for the league to stress the importance of gambling on NFL games.