Smith Falls Asleep Standing Up

admin — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 13:56:39 +0000

The biggest story this week at Browns training camp had nothing to do with the QB competition or the contracts of Phil Dawson or Josh Cribbs. Shaun Smith, the outspoken defensive lineman best known for sucker punching Brady Quinn in the weight room, apparently fell asleep while standing on the sidelines on Friday. Not surprisingly, he was released by the team minutes after defensive line coach Bryan Cox woke him with a swift kick to the shins. Earlier that afternoon, while the rest of the linemen were jogging, Smith walked and lagged far behind the rest of the group. That appeared to be the last straw for Cox. “I just can’t take his ass no more, dog,” Cox said after the ordeal. “I mean, only horses sleep standing up. He may sleep like a horse, but he sure as hell doesn’t run like one.” Smith is currently in search of another team to play for and he is rumored to be close to a deal with the NFC perennial favorite Detroit Lions.

B.E. Accidentally Reports to KOA Camp

admin — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 15:46:17 +0000

The Cleveland Browns have reported that starting WR Braylon Edwards has reported to camp on time. Unfortunately, it was the wrong camp. Instead arriving at Browns training camp in Berea, Edwards showed up with a large entourage at a KOA camp in Streetsboro, Ohio on Thursday morning. Brownieman.net contacted his agent for comment. “I had the same reaction anyone would have. I was like ‘Braylon…..WTF? How could you NOT notice that you were at a summer camp with a bunch of kids?!’” Edwards reportedly had little to say about the incident. His agent claims that Braylon thought the little boy that he was sharing a tent with was kicker Phil Dawson. He seemed embarrassed when confronted about it, and hopes to put the entire misunderstanding behind him.

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Smith Falls Asleep Standing Up

B.E. Accidentally Reports to KOA Camp