Baltimore Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis said today that the Browns “don’t have a snowball’s chance in hell” of winning on Monday night, when they host the Baltimore Ravens. Really Ray? Did you come to that conclusion on your own? Because virtually every NFL football analyst out there has picked the Browns to win by fifty points! Clearly, you’ll make a great fortune teller when your playing days are over. What’s next? Are you going to predict that taxes are going to increase or that we’ll see a black president take office in our lifetime? Why don’t you stick to what you know best: jumping around like an idiot before games and stabbing people after Super Bowl celebrations. – John Davis (Akron, OH)

Baltimore linebacker Ray Lewis has been spending much of the offseason trying to locate the individual responsible for posting an online threat to “kick some Raven ass”. The threat, which featured Lewis getting his ass kicked by Phil Dawson, was anonymously posted on an NFL blog by someone using the screen name KosarKid19. Lewis remembers the first time he saw the threatening message. “I was sipping a cup of coffee from 7-11 and surfing the internet when I came across an AFC North blog. I couldn’t believe my eyes. Phil Dawson kicking MY ass?! Oh, hell no. I can’t have that. I’m gonna get the (expletive) who posted it. If anyone can find out his home addresses, let me know. I’ll hunt down the (novel expletives) like a (expletive) bounty hunter.” Lewis said his friends are trying to identify the IP address of the person who posted the threat. While the District Attorney has yet to get involved, the blogger could face possible charges for making criminal threats – if he lives to see tomorrow.