Big Ben Accused of Assault
Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger has been accused of sexual assault in a civil lawsuit, his lawyer said on Tuesday. The lawsuit was filed last week in district court accusing the quarterback of assaulting his left hand while on vacation in Las Vegas in July 2008. This came as a shock to fans in Pittsburgh since Roethlisberger is known to be right-handed. Further details of the lawsuit were not available this morning. An anonymous source close to the team had this to say, “Ben has never sexually assaulted anyone…including himself. We think his right hand may have had something to do with it. Jealousy may have been a motivating factor here. If an investigation is commenced, Ben and both his hands will cooperate fully.”
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