Boy Arrested for Public Urination
Prosecutors asked a judge to throw out a public lewdness charge against a 10-year-old boy accused of urinating on a Tennessee Titans logo while his best friend Hobbes was on lookout for the police. Municipal prosecutors in Cleveland filed a motion Thursday to dismiss the charge against Calvin, who suffers from incontinence. His arrest sparked calls from upset city residents and Browns fans across the country. “As far as we’re concerned this is over,” said city attorney Larry Rush. “A prosecutor is supposed to do justice. Once we learned of the circumstances we decided this was certainly a case that should not be prosecuted. The kid couldn’t help himself!” “Thank you, Jesus. Glory, Hallelujah!” Calvin told the Press-Register newspaper after learning of the city’s motion. Coincidentally, the Browns play the Titans this weekend.