Browns Announce Dollar Heroin Night
Browns fans that are depressed about the state of the team and are jonesing for a fix can satisfy their appetite with ‘Dollar Heroin Night’ November 16th at Cleveland Browns Stadium, when the Browns play host to the Baltimore Ravens. Spoonfuls of black tar heroin will be $1 all night long, for all fans that are 18 years and older. “Dollar Drug Night is one of our most popular promotions,” said Browns owner Randy Lerner. “We’re featuring heroin this time around, but we intend to offer other drugs later this season – more specifically blow and crank.” Fans can also purchase an “All-You-Can-Eat” ticket for all remaining Browns home games, which includes unlimited hot dogs, popcorn, soft drinks, nacho chips, cheese and salsa. Lerner believes the new concession stand promotions will be a welcome relief for Browns fans and he does not seem at all concerned about the long term effects of the promotion. No doubt it will make the fans feel better, but some community leaders are questioning the judgment of the front office. The team’s physician could not be reached for comment.
Tags: Cleveland Browns, Cleveland Browns Stadium, Randy Lerner
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