Hell Freezes Over, Browns Win

Browns win! Browns win! The Cleveland Browns shocked the world on Sunday by snapping their 10-game losing streak, dating back to last season. They dominated what many would argue is a Super Bowl bound team in the Buffalo Bills, with a convincing 6-3 victory. After the game, Mangini gave the game ball to Derek Anderson, who was a stellar 2 for 17 for 23 yards and one INT. That’s an 11.8% completion rate for all of you mathematicians out there. “I’ve never seen anything like that in my life,” Mangini said, “D.A. did an excellent job trying to lose that game for us. We want to get the number one pick in the draft next year, and so does Derek – so he can get the hell out of here. I salute his selflessness.” Mangini went on to say that several members of the defense, which held Buffalo under 150 yards in passing, will be running until their eyes bleed. Lord knows what is in store for the special teams players.

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